Ah-hah! I had done this before with a different site. Haha, I feel silly I had no idea what it was called. Oh, oh. But thank you so much for guiding me very kindly!
So, yes, despite the 500 error this phpinfo screen did display quickly for me and I did remove it from appearing right away.
There are a few points that I do not know the answers to/do not see outright on the results. Namely, I do not see these outright and am not sure where I would go to find them based on what access I do have:
register_globals off:
safe_mode off:
suPHP off:
suApache off:
suhosin off:
Should I post my results in comparison to the requirements here for you to review?
One thing that sticks out to me (and maybe it's the issue here?) is that requirements page says:
MySQL from 5.0 to 5.6
Mine is set up as MySQL Version 10.0.35-MariaDB
I suppose that is a major leap out of the required range.
Perhaps this is the root cause of all issues? Is this something my host would likely be able to change or might it be best to find different hosting if this is, indeed, likely the problem?
I am on a monthly shared hosting plan for reasons like this--in case it just wasn't working out well so I wasn't locked in with a host until I knew for sure things were going to be reliable with a particular provider. (Horrible history with a previous host of other site taught me not to lock myself into long-term plans prior to really, thoroughly testing a host's reliability and responsiveness!)
I can private message you details, including the phpinfo page that I saved to my desktop and could attach I suppose, if you'd like more information. I just wasn't sure about posting it publicly here..?