Haha, no way this results in anything other than more air horns.

Sorry for bumping into an old conversation, but I wanted to share that I'm all in for air horns! They really bring that fantastic attention and leave nobody indifferent. I found an awesome selection at bosshorn.com and already snagged one for myself. It's perfect for adding some extra oomph to my parties and showing support for my favorite team at the game!